Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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