pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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