I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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