My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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