So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Boobs speak an international language.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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