3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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