I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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