So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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