At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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