Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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