Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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