Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just gift wrapped bread.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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