you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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