So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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