i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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