oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have aggressive nipples.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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