Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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