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my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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