totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Your cock deserves a montage
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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