i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
