Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sorry about my life...
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I have post one night stand depression
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