btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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