saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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i drank out of a bidet.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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