I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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