do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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