is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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