Someone shit on the floor
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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