Its about making memories worth repressing
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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