Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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