It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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