I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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