he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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