and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
