I want to have your abortion
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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