oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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