Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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