PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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