Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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