You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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