Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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