I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It's blow job season.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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