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Wat do u mean how?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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