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He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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