So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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