the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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