I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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