Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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