You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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