That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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