I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
