i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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