the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
