Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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