so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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