Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
