How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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