i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
